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David Attenborough on hate mail

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Sir David Attenborough gets hate mail because he doesn’t credit God when making his documentaries. How refreshing that he doesn’t. I think he must be a good friend of Richard Dawkins. When asked why he doesn’t credit God, he gave his answer thus:

Telling the magazine that he was also asked why he did not give “credit” to the Lord, Sir David continued: “They always mean beautiful things like hummingbirds.

“I always reply by saying that I think of a little child in East Africa with a worm burrowing through his eyeball.

“The worm cannot live in any other way, except by burrowing through eyeballs.

“I find that hard to reconcile with the notion of a divine and benevolent creator.

Touche. We are lucky to have people like David Attenborough and Richard Dawkins. There are so many Christian (amongst other religions) loonies, that we need men like these two for balance. They are my heros.

a ban in smoking in apartments

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

From the New York Times comes an article about an apartment complex in Belmont, California. Belmont is according to the paper, a quiet Silicon Valley city. It is now the first instigator of a law outlawing smoking in your home if you share a wall, a floor or a ceiling with another apartment.

Public health advocates are closely watching to see what happens with Belmont, seeing it as a new front in their national battle against tobacco, one that seeks to place limits on smoking in buildings where tenants share walls, ceilings and — by their logic — air.

This is pure genius. Many of us live in apartment complexes and share walls. There is no denying that cigarette smoke drifts between apartments. In the first apartment that SK and I lived in together, we had a neighbour who smoked. Once we walked through the fire door into the little lobby area near our front door, there was often smoke in the air. This smoke drifted into our apartment just as happily as it drifted out of the smoker’s apartment. It used to drive me crazy. We were living in post smoking ban in the workplace Ireland and the one place that I desired more than anywhere else to be smoke free was our home. It wasn’t. In our current apartment, which is a duplex, we have similar problems. Smoking on downstairs balconies drifts up and in through our windows. Smoking on shared balconies is also a curse. Fresh cigarette smoke drifting into our home drives me completely crazy in the summer. Many apartment complexes in Ireland have shared balconies. If you happen to have a neighbour who just loves lighting up in these small enclosed little places, it can be a nightmare, as a strange sort of suction effect seems to form in them with smoke getting sucked from the outside indoors. This happens in particular when these balconies are recessed. We have appealed to a whole series of new neighbours (currently we are on our fourth set of neighbours on one side in three years, all of whom like so smoke on the balcony they share with us) and they have mostly been belligerent and unwilling to stop smoking in this particular spot when we have politely asked them would they mind smoking somewhere else. Our first neighbour’s reaction to our polite request was to camp on their balcony from six pm to eleven pm or twelve am chain smoking and drinking. That is another story though, but the common reaction to us asking neighbours would they mind not smoking on that particular balcony is for them to just continue. Which always pisses me off, because they are smoking on their balcony to keep smoke out of their own home, but they are quite happy for it to drift into someone else’s living room. If approached again, they generally retort with telling us to close our door. Which doesn’t solve the problem, as we have a right to leave our door open in the summer without having to put up with someone else’s smoke. The interesting part about the shared balcony is that it doesn’t actually belong to the apartment. The title is not included in our lease. Technically speaking, our management company could ban smoking on balconies (they have banned laundry and satellite dishes) as the balconies belong to the common areas. But many management companies are spineless and unwilling for the fight. They are more interested in making up rules about what wood stain can be used on the timber decking of the balconies rather than ensuring behaviour on them doesn’t impact immediate neighbours. A public law on the other hand, like the one passed in Belmont would solve the problem. The simple fact of the matter is, smoke from other people’s apartments drifts into homes of people who do not smoke. The only way around it is to never open windows. Homes need fresh air. An interesting part of the article is where it covers one resident’s outrage. One woman claims the anti-smoke drifting measure is a vendetta. It never ceases to amaze me how pissed off smokers get when asked to modify their behaviour. Even if you ask them not to stand in doorways of pubs when smoking so that you can get past without walking through a smoke cloud and having five or six people simultaneously exhale in your face the reaction is always anger. Which is ironic, because the person having smoke blown in their face by five or six people is the person with a right to be angry. They start talking about their civil liberties being taken away from them and their right to smoke. Which is the central issue. They are not being denied their right to smoke. They are only being denied their right to smoke in particular places for the general welfare of the population that they share air with.
I hope these smoking ban arrangements come to Ireland’s apartment complexes.

“I think Belmont broke through this invisible barrier in the sense that it addressed drifting smoke in housing as a public health issue,” said Serena Chen, the regional director of policy and tobacco programs for the American Lung Association of California. “They simply said that secondhand smoke is no less dangerous when it’s in your bedroom than in your workplace.”

ikea in dublin

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

When An Bord Pleanala granted IKEA permission to open their new store in North Dublin, just off the Ballymun junction of the M50, a condition that the applied was that the M50 junction would be upgraded. I became pretty familiar with that junction a couple of years ago when I exited the M50 via it three or four or five times a week. My memory was that the exit led to a large roundabout which then led down to a dual carriage way that brought you down past Glasnevin Avenune and onto the Ballymun Road, which incidentally is also a dual carriageway. So, I have always been puzzled as to what exactly the upgrade works are that are required before IKEA can open. Presumably the slip roads may need to be widened, but it’s hard to see what else is necessary. IKEA is ready to open but is handcuffed by the NRA making statements like this:

NRA documents released under the Freedom of Information Act state its “board agreed that it is not possible to guarantee a completion date and that should Ikea wish to accelerate the upgrade works at Juction 4 (Ballymum), that this should be done at no expense to the NRA”.


The Irish Times article about IKEA
states that IKEA are extremely frustrated by the delay in the opening of their new store.

Ikea has been frustrated by the slow pace of these works – especially since the store is complete – and chief executive Anders Dahlvig told the Irish Times : “I don’t think we have ever had a store ready and operative that has to stand idle. We invested in all this infrastructure, we put millions and millions of euro into this and then we have the frustration of having this long negotiation with the road authority”.

A cursory look at the IKEA website for Ireland shows the salaries they are offering. The average for the lower band of the salaries on offer is twenty three thousand euro and the average for the upper band of the salaries on offer is thirty two thousand euro. IKEA want to recruit five hundred and fifty co-workers. In a time of rising unemployment in the country, IKEA are being frustrated in their wish to provide five hundred and fifty jobs, starting tomorrow if they could and the NRA thinks IKEA should pay for the M50 upgrade works. The catchment area for IKEA is quite large and IKEA want to start pumping between twelve point seven million and sixteen point three million into the local economy in wages. (to come up with these figures I multiplied the average salaries on offer by the number of jobs available), so perhaps my estimates are too large or too small, I really don’t know.

The impasse between IKEA and the NRA seems extraordinary. It also seems extraordinary that the Department of Enterprise didn’t talk to the Department of Transport a long time ago to get this situation sorted out and for an order to be given to the NRA to get cracking. It beggars belief that the building of a new retail store the size of IKEA and the necessary roadworks did not happen in tandem. If IKEA hadn’t already invested so much money, one wonders whether they would be packing up their store and shipping out of Ireland. Who would blame them?