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doughnut - n. a small fried cake or ring of sweetened dough

Friday, October 19th, 2007

I’m a tad bored. The evenings are long when you have no boat to play in because it is out of the water for the winter. I could and should have signed up for some French classes or something, but I didn’t. I do have a project that I want to finish, but I need a proper desk to finish it at. The computer desk is, well, the computer desk. I look longingly at the wall between two wardrobes and think about the great shelves we are going to build when we get back from Cuba that will enable us to put lots of books up high and clear an area that still has boxes we have not unpacked. I think about the great desk that I also want to put in the space where the boxes currently stand. I haven’t decided yet whether it will be a free standing table desk of a fixed one. Only time will tell.Anyway, Christmas entertaining has to look Christmasy. Think snow. I made these to see what they are like because I need a party menu for December. Festive season. Drinkies e.t.c.

doughnuts

little doughnuts covered with snow.

One word to the wise, if making doughnuts, do not buy vegetable oil. I had sunflower oil in my hand and swapped it for vegetable oil for once. Big mistake. Huge. It smelt like fish had been fried in it upstairs. Fragrant lemon dough was fried, not fish. The place stank for hours. I had to retreat and type while the cinnamon, cloves, ginger and lemon in water boiled and did their work. The place may have stank, but the doughnuts were devine. They are on the menu. I just hope they don’t stink out the place even if I switch to sunflower oil.   Cooking them is a problem that way. Deep frying equals smelly. Maybe I will take a little gas stove and cook them in the outdoors. Did I mention the doughnuts are spectacularly morish?

going green to clean

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

For household cleaning, things used to be quite simple. Jif. Vinegar. Maybe bleach. Dust cloths. Since I started living with SK though, things on the cleaning front are not so simple. See photo of current cleaning products.

cleaningproducts

Men it seems are a fan of the “spray and wipe” mode of cleaning. So our cleaning products started to build up faster than we could use them. This current batch of products is radically reduced. I mentioned to SK a few months ago that our cleaning products were multiplying like rabbits. That it would be a REALLY bad idea to buy any more cleaning products until the current batch were gone. He agreed. The result is that most of the containers are nearly empty. Except for the large nasty orange spray bottle. Acquired from Lidl. W5 may be cheap, but it is Nasty. With a capital N. I find W5 really noxious. The orange bottle is full because I refuse to use it in the kitchen. Once, in the shower I nearly passed out from the fumes of the yellow one. The orange one is worse. Passing out moments never happen with Jif. Or Cif. But the cif has a limited life span too. I’m going to stop purchasing it. The W5 lists of indredients are also suspiciously short. I perservered with using the Lidl W5 products (which I did not buy it should be noted), cos there is no point throwing out full containers of cleaner. Except, now I have decided that they are going. Do I really need to clean the shower with products that make me sneeze, make my chest feel tight when I breathe and are just generally nasty? No. I don’t. Are these products good just because they are cheap? Definitely not. The bottles may be useful, but the current products are not.

Some people think the stronger the product the better. I don’t agree with that assertion. If you clean regularly, you are never going to be surrounded by so much filth that you have to take some radical cleaner to it. Cleaning products for removing things like mildew and limescale and build up are for people who never clean. Bathrooms and mildew. The mildew thing I don’t understand. We have a small interior en-suite. A perfect breeding ground for mildew you would think. But our grout is as white as it was the day we moved in. Reason? It’s AMAZING what a spray of cold water can do after a shower to rinse off soap scum and cool down the grout so that mildew doesn’t have a nice warm steamy atmosphere. None of our bathrooms have shown any desire to be homes to mildew. Course, they are cleaned at least once a week including the shower (most common home to mildew) so that probably helps.

As for degreasers, don’t get me started. If you wipe a ceramic hob after each stint cooking at it, how is it going to get greasy? If you want a non-greasy kitchen then do not put up tiles as a splash back. Use glass or stainless steel or the same material as your cupboards if they have a high gloss finish. If you do find grease, wipe it down with a tiny bit of washing up liquid and a normal sponge.

Looking at all those nasty nasty chemicals makes me judder. I resolve to switch to ecover cleaning products. They may be ever so slightly more expensive, but I am not sure that you can but a price on a toxic chemical free house. Beyond the ecover range, I would also like to revert to old fashioned cleansers. I already use olive oil for our oak furniture instead of polish and I find it really good. I’m going to go a step further.

Window cleaner: lemon juice and water in a spray bottle.

Furniture Polish: Olive oil sprayed on and wiped.

Floor cleaner: bicarb and water and a little lemon juice or vinegar.

Loo cleaner: bicarb, lemon zest and vinegar or borax and lemon juice mixed to a paste.

Washing up: Use environmentally friendly washing up liquid.

Dishwasher Tablets: use environmentally friendly tablets.

Washing Clothes: eco washing powder or washing soda. 30 degrees. I have never washed clothes at a higher temperature anyway. High temperatures encourage dyes to run and wreck your clothes. My mother has been washing our clothes since she first got a washing machine at 30 degrees too. When I was shown how to use the washing machine as a child, I was instructed to use the “delicates” wash cycle. i.e. 30 degrees. Smug that the power of one and ariel advertising campaigns are telling me to do something I’ve been doing for two thirds of my life. My mother has probably been doing laundry that way for forty years. But I’d have to ask her when she got her first washing machine.

Of all the cleaning products, I like the idea of bicarb the best. Bicarb amazes me. I have seen the gunk it can take out of a coffee machine. It is unbelievable stuff. With bicarb, vinegar, lemon juice, oilve oil and borax or ethanol to kill very nasty germs, why do you need so many chemicals? At least we have never been an air freshener household. If you want freshness, boil some cloves, cinammon, lemon and freshly grated ginger. Open your windows a bit more often. Open enough windows to get a draft through your house for at least ten minutes each day.

I give myself a month to attain the eco cleaning nirvana.  Any product not from Ecover or is not something made from bicarb, borax, lemon juice, vinegar or liquid vegetable soap will promptly find the bin. A chemical free household is the new black green.

decay

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

One of my strongest childhood memories is of lazy days in Nahariyya. Two hours of school followed by the beach or the pool followed by tuna, onions, tomato and mayonnaise in my friend Ciara’s apartment. Ciara lived right opposite the UN rec house. I lived a whole ten minute walk away. I envied her the proximity to the center of fun, games, betamax video tapes, barbeques, , the old shipping container turned into a games room for children, National Day celebrations (there were a lot of these, Irish, Swedish, Norwegian, American, Canadian, Australian, New Zealand, Fiji e.t.c.), free cups of black tea and coffee, the dart board, the swings, the stage constructed from plywood that was excellent for honing skateboarding skills. If you couldn’t do a 360 degree turn on the plywood, you couldn’t do one anywhere.

Adult activities that took place in the rec house were drinking, dining (pepper steak anyone?) and socialising. Happy hour. The helicopter from Beirut used to arrive into South Lebanon just in time for those travelling on it to get back across the border into Israel and back to Nahariyya for Happy Hour. Outside of happy hour revelry there were repentant activities like aerobics. Aerobics a la Jane Fonda. Activities were organised to amuse the wives whilst their husbands were away on OP. One activity that I clearly remember was flower arranging. The women were quite obsessed with flower arranging. One flower arranging event took place in our apartment. I remember making an orange hedgehog with cheese cubes on cocktail sticks for this event. The height of eighties sophistication. Bridget Jones mentions the height of sophistication being mini gherkins. I think her mother would have had a cheese hedgehog too. For the flower arranging, the wives chattered whilst cutting their wire and oasis. The oasis was then soaked. The greenery placed strategically in various places in the oasis. In order of height. Tallest at the back, making small height reductions until the flowers and greenery were almost at oasis level (to hide the oasis no doubht). After the greenery came the flowers. Then preening of the arrangement and moving around of the flowers and

stalks of greenery. Not too much moving mind you, or you ended up with an oasis of holes that was unable to support anything. I hate flower arrangements made with oasis ever since then. They are so artificial looking. I’ll take decaying gladioli in simple ceramic vases any day of the week.

gladioli decay

Or just flowers tied together to make spectacular arrangments. But those with a base of oasis, I just cannot stand.

The best part of flowers is their decay. Decaying flowers are more interesting to me than fresh flowers. I think it is because you start to see different colours. These gladioli are amazing. Such a deep wine colour to start off with. Now turning purple in places.